happyxp 发表于 2012-8-16 17:36:58

<p>给我来一个特殊服务</p>
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<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;一夏日，酷热。<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;一中年男子出差，因天晚住进一个小旅店，正要就寝突然电话响起：“对不起我是前台，我们旅店有特殊服务你需要吗？”<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;“不了谢谢”，男子回答。<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;放下电话后，该男子辗转反侧，难以入睡，于是抓起电话打给前台说：“给我来一个特殊服务”，不一会一年轻女郎进来。<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;男子问一夜多少钱？女子说“一百”<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;男子说：“好脱了吧，坐沙发上。”<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;女子脱光坐在沙发上。<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;男子回到床上躺下，不一会传来酣声……<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;天快亮时女子再也忍受不住将男子叫醒，你叫我来干什么？<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;嘿嘿！<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;男子说：蚊子太多我睡不着……</p>
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<p>英文三字经</p>
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<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;人之初 ：At the beginning of life.(英翻中:生命的起初)<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;性本善 ：Sex is good.(白话文:性是美好的)<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;性相近 ：Basically, all the sex are same.(英翻中:基本上,所有的性行为是差不多滴)<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;习相远 ：But it depends on how the way you do it.(英翻中:但还是得依照个人的喜好而为之)<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;苟不教 ：If you do not practice all the time.(英翻中:若你不随时勤炼精进)<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;性乃迁 ：Sex will leave you.(英翻中:性将远离你的生活)<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;教之道 ：The way of learning it..(英翻中:学习性的指道原则)<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;贵以专 ：is very important to make love with only one person..(英翻中:最最重要的法则是做性这档事只能对一个人)<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;昔孟母 ：Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.(英翻中:曾经有一个伟大的教母:孟母)<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;择邻处 ：chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..(英翻中:为孩子选最佳性行为示范的邻居为邻,避免坏的性示范而影响小朋友的身心健康)<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;子不学 ：If you don’t study hard,.(英翻中:再次叮嘱,你若再不刻苦勤学....)<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;断机杼 ：Your Dick will become useless..(英翻中:你的鸡鸡就从此报废掉) (机=鸡...HaHaHa...)<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;窦燕山 ：Dou, the Famous.(英翻中:宝先生,名人)<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;有义方 ：owned a very effective exciting medicine.(英翻中:他有一帖非常好的药方)<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;教五子 ：All his five son took it.(白话文:生出来的五个男孩全靠这一帖)<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;名俱扬 ：and their sexual ability were well-known..(英翻中:而他五个小孩的性能力,北港有名声,下港有出名)<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;养不教 ：If your children don t know how to do it,.(英翻中:你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行为....)<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;父之过 ：It is all your fault..(英翻中:这所有罪过都是你造成的)<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;教不严 ：If they had lots of problems with it,.(英翻中:如果你的小孩做这档是有问题....)<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;师之惰 ：their teachr must be too lazy to tell them details on sex..(英翻中:那他的老师一定教很懒散,没有教的很彻底)<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;子不学 ：You may refuse to study this.(英翻中:你或许会抗拒学习它....)<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;非所宜 ：but that is a real mistake.(英翻中:你就犯下真正的错误)<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;幼不学 ：If you don t learn it in childhood,.(英翻中:如果不从小学习它....)<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;老何为 ：you will lose your ability when aged.(英翻中:若上了年纪你会丧失所有的性能力)<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;玉不琢 ：If you don t exercise your dick,.(英翻中:若没有持续操你的小弟弟)<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;不成器 ：It won t become hard and strong..(英翻中:它将不会变的坚硬和强壮)<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;人不学 ：If you don t learn sex,.(英翻中:如果你没有学习性行为)<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;不知义 ：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(英翻中:你将无法体会享受其中的甜美)</p>
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